May 2012
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Holy shit I am legit in love with Freddie Freeman.
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I wanna spend an entire summer at the lake at...
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I'm in need of a beach vacation. Like, now.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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Happy birthday to the greatest manager that ever...
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Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
I. JUST. DIED.
The last thing I wanna do this morning is go to...
Thank the Lord I work with the most adorable little babies.
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I could literally watch Game 6 of the 2011 World...
David Freese is legit my favorite player who isn’t a Braves player.
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