Holy shit I am legit in love with Freddie Freeman.
I wanna spend an entire summer at the lake at...
I'm in need of a beach vacation. Like, now.
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Happy birthday to the greatest manager that ever...
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap I. JUST. DIED.
The last thing I wanna do this morning is go to...
Thank the Lord I work with the most adorable little babies.
I could literally watch Game 6 of the 2011 World...
David Freese is legit my favorite player who isn’t a Braves player.